The next time you or someone you know is hospitalized remember this story:
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.
She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'
The operator said, ...
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> A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to
> his priest,
> 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
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> The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
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> The Irishman said,
> 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed to...
. I don't remember that. What I remember is a machine similar called an Extractor. First the clothes went into the washing machine. The clothes would be soaking wet. Then they went into this extractor. It removed the water. The dryer was the cloth...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield ...........
Because he said ....
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glas...
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